If this have been a tabloid, the headline would learn: 100-year-old goes on killing spree. The trigger will shock you.


A observe earlier than I start, pricey buddies: In the event you’re in any respect squeamish about lack of yard wildlife or circle-of-life tales, this one’s not for you. Come again one other time or peruse this outdated, outdated submit about gratitude for my quirky outdated canine.

A white-faced and tan Am Staff mix sits against a plain white background. His mouth hangs open with a pink tongue sticking out. He's wearing a green and blue flower patterned collar.

Cooper turned 13 this summer season. The ladies threw him a celebration, full with particular squeaky toys, treats, and a birthday crown.

As he ages, Cooper’s physique is–after all–altering.

The primary huge change we seen was his eyesight. Cooper has evening blindness. So, we’re cautious about lighting at evening, particularly when he goes exterior to go to the lavatory earlier than mattress. Once we activate the floodlights, he goes to the lavatory throughout the circle of sunshine–although meaning proper on the sting of the patio/grass the place he typically goes extra on the patio than the grass. We will clear the mess. No huge deal. (Or so we thought…)

The second huge change is his listening to. Cooper’s reached the age once I can open a bag of chips within the kitchen and he doesn’t come operating. He’s reached the age once I can open the storage door, pull the automotive in, come inside the home, and he’s nonetheless snoozing soundly–and startles when he realizes we’re dwelling.

{Apart: I have to revisit this submit, What to Do if Your Canine Is Shedding His Listening to. It’s from manner again in 2016, however I keep in mind Bernard shared some wonderful ideas from elevating a home stuffed with deaf canine.}

The third huge change, and one I wrote about months in the past, is his degenerative disc illness. I would like to jot down an up to date submit as a result of additional testing confirmed a potential/possible totally different prognosis (see: The best way to get a second opinion from a vet), however the gist is that his again hips are failing him. He has a weak hind finish, and this former runner has morphed right into a slow-pick-his-way-er.

Restricted sight. Restricted listening to. Restricted mobility.

Oh, and he has to go to the lavatory each single evening–no less than as soon as–between 1 and three am. Typically twice.

He normally will get up, rings his bells, and we let him out to go to the lavatory. Then he comes again in and all of us fall again to sleep.

A pair nights in the past, John let him out simply after 2 AM then went into the kitchen to get a glass of water. Via the window, he witnessed one thing startling.

Think about our full and utter shock to find that low-vision, no-hearing, slow-walking Cooper caught a child bunny at 2 within the morning. However, he did.

This, from the canine who permits the mama bunny to eat all of the greens in our backyard whereas he meanders close by.

I imply… how?

For actual. How?

Opinions have been different.

Maybe he stepped on the bunny nest accidentally then reacted to what popped out as an alternative of truly chasing one down?

Perhaps it was already useless and he merely found/investigated the physique?

What if he mistook it for one in every of his squeaky toys?

No matter occurred occurred, so the subsequent morning I searched the yard for the nest. Certain sufficient, it’s precisely the place the patio and grass meet, precisely the place he goes to the lavatory each evening and very first thing within the morning as a result of it’s within the circle of sunshine from our floodlight.

There was a second child no greater than my fist within the nest.

So, I received some backyard fencing and surrounded the nest, leaving small openings on all sides for the mother to come back and go. For a number of nights, I positioned two sticks in a x-shape over the nest to observe whether or not or not the mother was nonetheless coming. For a number of nights, the sticks have been moved.

Then, the yard man got here to mow. It scared the ever-living pants off the child, who truly left the nest and was attempting to bip and bop its manner throughout the yard. We alerted the yard man. John and I gloved up. We caught the child and returned him to the nest.

I don’t know if that have addled the bunny’s mind, however… he left the nest once more. In broad daylight. Actually whereas Cooper was going to the lavatory, and yeah. It appeared to hop proper for him, and Cooper caught it. I yelled, “DROP IT!” And he did, instantly. However the injury was finished. It appeared like Cooper would possibly’ve damaged the bunny’s little leg, however the bunny wedged himself underneath a cat mint bush. I went and received my gloves to maneuver him again to his nest, however he in some way slipped away.

John and I appeared all over the place however by no means discovered him, and I think he both died of his accidents or was predated as a result of he by no means returned to the nest.

I felt terrible. Genuinely horrible.

As a result of the primary one was, I believe, a fluke. The second… sigh. I ought to’ve been extra cautious. I ought to’ve checked to make sure he was both in his nest or gone gone earlier than I let Coop out as a result of that’s the spot the place he all the time goes to the lavatory, even blocked by backyard fencing.

Cooper is about 96 human years outdated. How on earth is his terrier gene solely now changing into activated? Though, it’s not. Probably not. The mama bunny nonetheless lives in our yard, nonetheless eats our greens, and he doesn’t hassle her.

Regardless, why is my nearly 100-year-old canine happening a killing spree for the primary time in his life?

Or is he simply in search of a interest to maintain him busy in retirement…



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