Watch The Most Boring Automobile Chase Ever Filmed Courtesy of ‘Thriller Science Theater 3000’

New 12 months’s Eve is my least favourite vacation; it’s a rookie ingesting evening the place common folks spend means an excessive amount of cash in over-crowded bars with a purpose to let unfastened for the primary time of their lives, however solely find yourself annoyingly drunk and making it everybody else’s downside. So as an alternative of muscling as much as the bar and overpaying for drinks at my native haunts, I skip the entire mess and keep house to look at some form of tv marathon.

You see youngsters, again earlier than the times of streaming, you couldn’t actually binge your favourite exhibits except you had bodily recordings of the episodes. Cable and community tv managed your capability to veg out on the identical mental property all day. However, round New 12 months’s, stations used to load up one form of present and play all of it day—normally one thing low cost to rerun. My absolute favorites have been black-and-white “Twilight Zone” episodes on the SciFi channel and “Thriller Science Theater 3000″ over on Comedy Central.

These days we will stream no matter, each time, however there’s nonetheless one thing particular about binging one factor all New 12 months’s to me. And I’m not alone. There’s a YouTube channel devoted to streaming “MST3K” round New 12 months’s to maintain the custom alive, as an illustration.

So this yr, let me introduce you to top-of-the-line scenes in one of many worst films the gang at MST3K ever coated. If you happen to’re not aware of the premise of the present, “MST3K” includes three characters—Joel (or Mike) and robots Servo and Crow—trapped on an area station watching horrible films a mad scientist makes use of to try to torture his unwilling topic. Joel constructed robots Servo and Crow to assist him hold his sanity by riffing collectively on the horrible movies.

That is the automobile chase scene from the extremely unhealthy (and extremely memorable) movie Mitchell and the blokes’ commentary on it’s a snicker riot. See for your self:

I lose it each time on the line “This makes Driving Mrs. Daisy appear like Bullitt.” The Lincoln Continental has by no means appeared slower. How did a movie this horrible get made? Who cares; all that issues is that it was made, after which made enjoyable of, and we’re higher for it.